My Negativland whoopie cushion is full of holes!!!

I just glanced over at where my genuine Negativland whoopie cushion that came in the package for their latest CD "No Business" sits, blown up on my shelf in my cube with all my toys, and it's SHREDDED!!! Seriously, there's like twenty holes all over it, it looks like someone shot it! Tony has proclaimed that it is just wear and tear and shoddy manufacturing. I am very, very sad about this.

I'm going to go listen to sad Negativland songs to mourn its passing.